The best toaster ever

A toaster so great that it can toast the universe.

Dave: Hey want some toast?
David: Yeah sure.
Dave: OK well I'll just make some in the best toaster ever!

by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008

Egg-on toast

noun:

west coast expression meaning a person who is a complete tool.

an "egg-on toast" is usually the younger sibling of a friend

Guy 1:"that guy is so annoying!"
Guy 2:"yeah, he's a real egg-on toast"

E-O T:"hey guys! hey! hey! i'm over here! heeeey!"
Girl 1:(to Girl 2)"oh. mygod. she/he is such an egg-on toast"

by J. Robinson May 4, 2009

Cheese on toast

Absolutely spot on, hits the spot, perfect, rounded and complete. Think of a perfect snack as a perfect term used for perfection but not only that, a solid, grounded and wholesome one too!

"Her explanation of the impact of ICT on society was as full on and as perfect as cheese on toast" or "Cheese on toast!" Students response to anothers spot on explanation to the question of the week.

by angelontheside December 31, 2009

avocado toast

when you can’t retire because all you did in your 20’s was splurge on avocado and bread (+ toa$ter) bc you didn’t realize you could have been rich if you hadn’t squandered all your earnings on such lavish breakfast loke a spoiled idiot)

literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it

ARI: let’s go out tonight
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry

ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.

MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry

by idtst May 28, 2018

Toasted

- The state one gets into when they've done the drug Marijuana.
- Commonly called stoned, baked, burnt, blazed

1. Sammy and Carla walked into math class, red eyed and smelling like shit. They were totally toasted.

2. "Yo man, I'm so toasted now."

by Michelleabelle February 14, 2009

Toastbuster

An organisation dedicated to seeking out and removing spectres and spirits from the breakfast table.

Who you gonna call? TOASTBUSTERS!

by Grandmaster Flash April 12, 2005

havana toastie

1: Having a toastie.

2: A sexual term - a man lies down on his back with a rock hard erection. A woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock cock is up her ass. Therefore the bitch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a cock in her mouth, a dildo up his ass, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. Occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their cocks, tits and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. Allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.

This can obviously cause confusion e.g: What are you doing? - havana toastie. - eww...get out of my house. etc.


The regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.

Husband: Im so horny!
Wife: How about regular sex?
Porter: NOOO! Whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
Wife: Gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
Chef: I have some chocolate!
Husband: Great!
Porter: *cums self*
Chef: Dont worry, we will mix that spunk in with the chocolate!
Couple down the corridor: ooh! Scrummy!
Two random chicks who are going to join in: Hi! After this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
All: OH YES! WE LOVE TO HOT LUNCH!
Hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
His wife: now i wear a shower cap!

All: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time...

by Philly the willy February 23, 2005