shuffle-jiver

A person who tries to appear busy at something while actually doing nothing but talking about how others should be doing it.

Jose comes to work and does nothing but tell others how to do their jobs; he's such a shuffle-jiver!

by SenorPeligro October 22, 2015

Hollywood shuffle

The (Hollywood Shuffle) is when a nice guy pursues a girl who then proceeds to friend zone or ignore him. These females then tend to go for the hollywood types and eventually try to crawl back to the nice guy after being abused & reused.

Look at Nicole, she did the hollywood shuffle with Adam.

by Jonny 411 September 14, 2020

Shreveport shuffle

When one receives a thigh massage, and the massage turns into a a tickle.

He was rubbing my thighs and got a little too close and I had to do the Shreveport shuffle.

by Quintero March 03, 2023

Alabama Shuffle

During sex a woman hops off and gets on your thighs and straddles it while farting on you.

Dude! My wife finally did the Alabama Shuffle on me last night. That ass rip was smelly though!

by Jaboy9998 July 22, 2020

Pocket Shuffle

When you stick your hand in your pocket to resituate your balls.

Oh my gosh did Gary just pocket shuffle?

by Albert Winthorpe July 15, 2017

dookie shuffle

The walk you do with your ass cheeks squeezed real tight, and taking very small steps when you have to shit NOW.

I had to shit so bad I did the dookie shuffle to the bathroom.

by Sparky D63 August 03, 2015

MGE shuffle

The MGE shuffle is a tf2 term for when somebody who thinks that they are extremely good at the game (most likely scout mains) presses the A and D keys very quickly multiple times.

Person 1: 'That scout main was doing the MGE shuffle at me'
Person 2: 'Was he good at the game?'
Person 1: 'No I won 10-2'

by athemwdkl w October 24, 2022