by r3.1n November 05, 2016
by Hmmm January 06, 2005
When a man will put a significant amount of time making you feel like you’re the one that got his heart, that you’ll never be apart and loves you unconditionally and then on random occasions he will start a fight out of no where claiming unrealistic innuendos of you cheating on him so that he can block you and disappear for two days or more to play video games with his friends and entertain all the other women he pulls this same move on. And when he’s gone through the full rotation of females he’s got on his roster, watched all the porn he can handle, and played countless hours of NHL hockey on PlayStation he will casually text you as if nothing ever happened and work his charms to get back into your life. He will play head games with you and confuse you to the point of insanity because of how obsessive you become. He often rides a motorcycle for quick getaways so you cannot follow him to see where he goes.
by Phoenix35 September 26, 2018
by Zde829 December 27, 2021
When you and your spouse say you are going to eat healthy together and then one of you eats fastfood in secret
by Glenydotcom2 January 08, 2018
Get ready cause if you hear someone scream this you are about to get flash banged by really anyone. Most commonly the Scout from TF2.
by Freaky_Fesh May 31, 2023
Did you see that hot babe on that tv commercial? She looks nothing like the mutant swine you actually see eating at fast food establishments on a regular basis.
*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.
*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.
by still-single October 17, 2011