by r3.1n November 5, 2016

by Hmmm January 6, 2005

When a man will put a significant amount of time making you feel like you’re the one that got his heart, that you’ll never be apart and loves you unconditionally and then on random occasions he will start a fight out of no where claiming unrealistic innuendos of you cheating on him so that he can block you and disappear for two days or more to play video games with his friends and entertain all the other women he pulls this same move on. And when he’s gone through the full rotation of females he’s got on his roster, watched all the porn he can handle, and played countless hours of NHL hockey on PlayStation he will casually text you as if nothing ever happened and work his charms to get back into your life. He will play head games with you and confuse you to the point of insanity because of how obsessive you become. He often rides a motorcycle for quick getaways so you cannot follow him to see where he goes.
by Phoenix35 September 26, 2018

Did you see that hot babe on that tv commercial? She looks nothing like the mutant swine you actually see eating at fast food establishments on a regular basis.
*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.
*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.
by still-single October 17, 2011

When you and your spouse say you are going to eat healthy together and then one of you eats fastfood in secret
by Glenydotcom2 May 1, 2018

by crazygirllll December 9, 2021

When your family member intentionally or indirectly screws you over in a business specifically in real estate, loans, or theft.
Joe pulled a Fernandez Fast One over Peter when he sold the house to him. He screwed over Joe with ease.
by anonymousjoseph June 25, 2017
