happy slap

A situation in which a chav or scally will approach you with the aim of filming you being slapped, punched, or otherwise inconvenienced, but instead gets a broken jaw, a hospital stay and his phone stolen.

The happy part is sending the video to every single person in the would-be perpetrator's phone, especially if there's one called "Mam".
If anyone tries happy slapping me when I am next in England then this is what will happen.
by Squealpiggy September 16, 2005
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happy as larry

to be very happy
Australian/New Zealand Slang
when Warney finally got a cold beer, he was happy as larry.
by Laumas September 20, 2006
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happy box

a happy box is the box that you hide your porn in
Nobodys home, time to get out the happy box
by Luke Himsel April 24, 2006
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Twitter-happy

You say someone is "Twitter-happy" when they have a tendency post irresponsible or even the most inconsequential details as tweets on the social networking site "Twitter"
Jon is the most twitter-happy person I've ever seen, he tweets about every single song he is listens to all day.
by Suaveitsme February 05, 2010
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happy burrito

1: The act of having sex in a sleeping bag.
2: Being happy and rolled in your blankets
Phil and Marsha had a happy burrito last night in there tent.
I am a happy burrito
by AlsaineandSvenie December 26, 2014
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happy cry

to be so overwhelmed with joy/positive emotions that you cry.
mj feels like happy crying every time he talks to bee
by mj.asfffff June 05, 2021
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Happy Crotch

The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.
Do these draws give me happy crotch? No, but you are walking the fine line toward camel toe.
by HollywoodHash July 21, 2014
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