A migit with 3 legs who has sex with large stuffed animals for pleasure and also worships the polley pocket as it's god. That eat grass and zebra cakes with olive oil and a dash of horseradish. They sleep in tubs of mayonaisse and maple syrup.
by John Jacob hinkleminorschmit May 12, 2010
Get the Throat smashermug. Throat Clap is a modern phrase soon to become part of the youth of today's vernacular. Throat clapping is the sound made when getting a penis thrust in and out of your mouth similar to a rough blowjob. During this time the suction generated from the penis causes your throat to slap together making a loud clapping sound.
Mouth on my balls, baby make that throat clap. - Codeine Teen's hit song Mouth on my balls
Hearthrob: Sup bro beans, I got a rough BJ from Jayshawnda last night. I wasn't aware of how fast I was thrusting until I heard her throat clap.
Hearthrob: Sup bro beans, I got a rough BJ from Jayshawnda last night. I wasn't aware of how fast I was thrusting until I heard her throat clap.
by Codeine Teen November 24, 2013
Get the Throat Clapmug. by LpCarrDsch February 15, 2017
Get the throat stabbermug. 1.(n) The mucus on the back of one's throat. Called throat jizz because of its jizzlike creamy qualities.
im coughing up good things.. and it feels a little better.. but every couple hours its still alittle sore and hurts. Damn throat jizz!!
by Luvnuts March 4, 2003
Get the throat jizzmug. by Tootie Angel November 17, 2009
Get the Clean Throatmug. by doug kirschman April 22, 2004
Get the throat yogartmug. A sexual act that is a combination of deep throat and long jump. One's partner runs from a short distance away and tries to preform deep throat from a jump of a great distance. Very difficult to preform, much precision and practice necessary for a successful completion.
As Dexter lay on the mattress, Jen psyched herself up to preform long throat. When she was ready, she started running for the bed.
by Adam Proctor November 12, 2007
Get the long throatmug.