waft war

When two people fart and they waft their farts at each other as if it's a war.

Haha we both farted, oh it's time for a waft war!

by Cobra014 December 14, 2014

war pocket

An extremely large human mouth with breath that smells like explosives, teeth so jagged a hummer couldn't make it thru, and enough metal to build a re-enforced grenade launcher.

Her war pocket made my manhood go from top of the line tube steak to shredded beef.

by awesome sauce sweater pant November 18, 2015

card wars

"It's a fancy card game that's super complicated and awesome!"

-Jake The Dog, Adventure Time

Jake: Do you want to play card wars?
Finn: Heck yeah!!!

by Marceline Abadeer June 30, 2015

Tard Wars

(n.)- cover-all term for parodies of the 'Star Wars' films, especially the more ridiculous ones. These can range from well-known productions such as 'Spaceballs' to obscure single-page comics.

"Did you see the latest installment of Tard Wars?"
"The Robot Chicken one, or that webcomic?"

by Sheeberweeber October 18, 2011

Stallion Wars

A holy event. The "Great Stallion Wars" Consisted of two brutal warriors who had nothing but their own hands and their trusty stallions. One man, 'Robert' fought with intense honour and passion for his country and royalty. The other man, 'Dave' fought with dignity and with noble intentions for the fate of all things considered great.
The outcome of this event has only ever been recorded in a singular book, 'The Great Stallion Pages'. However, pages have been removed over time and are still missing to this day.

1: "Hey dude, you remember the great Stallion Wars?"
2: "Yeah man, that 'Robert' guy won and 'Dave' lost right?"
3: "I have no idea."

by Robert Severto November 13, 2021

Gamer War

We are all Gamers, and we are all at war with eachother, about anything LGBTQ, Racism, Eachothers lives, Hatred. And only on the rarest accusations do we actually have normal conversations.. because we all hate Atleast something about eachother, but somehow, arguing is what brings us together, because Our Friendship, Love, and Sometimes niceness is what makes us all Friends.

This is a “Gamer War”

by chrissypren March 31, 2021

tissue wars

Refers to the time of the covid-19 corona virus pandemic when people started fighting over tissue paper.

During the tissue wars, people would use tissue paper as if it were currency.

by QueenCityCebu.com March 17, 2020