card wars

"It's a fancy card game that's super complicated and awesome!"

-Jake The Dog, Adventure Time

Jake: Do you want to play card wars?
Finn: Heck yeah!!!

by Marceline Abadeer June 30, 2015

Trash wars

Trash wars meaning when two people or groups, are dissing or hating on each other.

Peter and Dave are having a complete trash wars over who’s the better player.

by Imprisoned_freedom April 5, 2019

Comment War

A war that started when assholes have different opinions, usually happens on chatting apps (Discord, Whatsapp), Instagram, or Youtube video comments

Asshole 1: "Java better, bedrock gay"
Someone: "Fuck you!"
Asshole 2: "No, fuck you! he is right!"
Some dude: "Minecraft is Minecraft!"
Asshole 1: "No Java is superior!"
Some dude: "you have started a comment war!"

by Blaze, Agent Blaze . . . August 10, 2020

The Acu War

The war in which player, Kath declared war on level, Acu by: Neigefeu where Acu did not back down, making Kath die midway through the level over 20 times and towards the end multiple times. The war still continues as Kath nor Acu have given up on each other.

My History Teacher taught me about The Acu War today in class!

by ToxicWasterYT March 6, 2021

Mask Wars

A serious public Heath crisis that exists between, or even within, the constituent United States created by differing opinions and mandates regarding face mask usage benefits.

Ok, the Governor from Georgia just 'undid' the Atlanta Mayor's Executive order requiring masks; in Alabama the Sheriff won't enforce the Governors mask ordinance...I wonder who's gonna win the Mask Wars?

by YAWA July 18, 2020

war pocket

An extremely large human mouth with breath that smells like explosives, teeth so jagged a hummer couldn't make it thru, and enough metal to build a re-enforced grenade launcher.

Her war pocket made my manhood go from top of the line tube steak to shredded beef.

by awesome sauce sweater pant November 18, 2015

Stallion Wars

A holy event. The "Great Stallion Wars" Consisted of two brutal warriors who had nothing but their own hands and their trusty stallions. One man, 'Robert' fought with intense honour and passion for his country and royalty. The other man, 'Dave' fought with dignity and with noble intentions for the fate of all things considered great.
The outcome of this event has only ever been recorded in a singular book, 'The Great Stallion Pages'. However, pages have been removed over time and are still missing to this day.

1: "Hey dude, you remember the great Stallion Wars?"
2: "Yeah man, that 'Robert' guy won and 'Dave' lost right?"
3: "I have no idea."

by Robert Severto November 13, 2021