Rhino Spa Treatment

Male rhinoceros have been know to self-bidet themselves by urinating on their own anus and waving their tails in a quick whipping motion too clean the hind area. The Rhino Spa Treatment is a sexual act performed by a trio in which one person lies on their back (the reciever) person #2 deficates (the giver) on the receivers chest. Once that act is complete, person #3 (the cleaner) urinates on to the givers anus until thoroughly cleansed.

Man I had a lot of Mexican last night. I think i'm going to need the rhino spa treatment tomorrow.

by rumhammer July 4, 2025

Prince Treatment

Like Princess treatment but without head scratches and foot rubs... just copious amounts of of the wall kinky sex and lots of nudes

"Man, when do I get my prince treatment"

by Th3Nam3sHostage February 2, 2024

The Hadrian Treatment

Being injured so comedically bad and shrugging it off

"He got shot 47 times, aka the Hadrian Treatment."

by goofygoob24 July 20, 2025

pillow treatment

To get knocked out cold to the point it looks like you're sleeping

You better get yo mans before I give him that pillow treatment!

by pres009 October 30, 2014

white-carpet treatment

That special "V.I.P." respect/honoring that you receive while strolling the beach with handfuls of tasty edibles, and have "accumulated" a whole undulating "ground-cover" of nibblets-seeking seagulls padding along behind you, watching for you to toss a morsel in their direction.

I always love getting the white-carpet treatment when I visit the seashore; I especially get a kick out of how each of the individual seagulls actually seems to be able to "distinguish" your gaze --- i.e., apparently each bird can actually discern if you are looking directly at him to indicate that he's been "chosen" to be fed next --- and so even a gull from the middle or back of the "carpet" of feather-brains will obligingly stretch out his beak and "open up wide", even before you toss the tidbit to him.

by QuacksO January 25, 2019

Nobody Treatment

The action to exclude someone (seldom a group) from receiving rewards, gifts, or any sort of privileges even if it’s properly warranted, or for a trade for reasons that relate to not being under a status (whether it be popularity, sexuality, in a relationship, etc).

I won the more expensive prize fair and square, but the host decided to give me the nobody treatment, and give it to the person who was in third place for being more popular than me.

by Super Saiyazard May 2, 2024

Lucas G treatment

When you pants a guy and put a finger up his ass

Yo mateo if you dont stfu I will give you the lucas g treatment

by mateo gonzalez April 5, 2024