Teddy is often an old fat man, usually making others uncomfortable. It is also slang for an Andrew Tate fan that no one likes.
by vixtilu May 26, 2023
Get the Teddy mug.(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts
“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”
“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”
“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”
“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
by littleblvebird June 6, 2023
Get the teddy bear heart mug.1. A three-person conversation in which two people are competing to eventually sleep with a third person, usually by way of a shared conversational topic in which the two competitors are trying to show that they know more than the other.
“Dude did check out the Teddy Roosevelt Conversation happening on the couch! My money is on the tall one!”
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Get the Best Teddy mug.You may think he is your best friend but when you least expect it he’ll turn around and openly hate jellyfish!
I know, I know. It’s gonna be alright.
You can either take your jellyfish respecting self and leave. Or you can fight back. Chose carefully.
I know, I know. It’s gonna be alright.
You can either take your jellyfish respecting self and leave. Or you can fight back. Chose carefully.
by Thewargod June 9, 2024
Get the Teddy mug.While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!
by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023
Get the Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse mug.When a gentleman has imbibed to a point that he feels it appropriate to remove his shirt and spend the rest of the night topless.
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