Pecker

A pecker is a slang term for a penis.

Damn! Look at that monster pecker over there

by rawrxduwu August 16, 2018

pecker pounder.IO

The single player game every guy plays when they get home after a long day from school or work. They banned this game from being used in classrooms due to public indecency, But students somehow still manage to play this game during school hours. This game is most commonly played during a long speech about sex and female body parts (health class).

Nobody #1-yo, I just played pecker pounder.IO last night, and it was sick dude...
Nobody #2-well, I guess it beats Worm.IO since it involves hand on cock action (HOCA).
Worm.IO- HOLD MY FUCKING BEER!!!

by NDG123 February 19, 2022

Pecker pop

When yo girl twists yo pecker until it pops

My girl gave me that pecker pop.

by Batboi December 23, 2020

broken pecker

When the little general continually rises to attention and directs you to only the worst women (or men if you're gay) on the planet, while ignoring the ones who would make good life partners.

Check out that psycho bunny he's got this time, he needs to stop taking direction from a broken pecker.

by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011

Bees Pecker

So small it is microspic.

He beat me by a bees pecker!

by Stephanie 1 July 26, 2018

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

DOG PECKER FLIES

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.

Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!

by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022