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Battle of Mid

Refers to a legendary battle which took place between Jan, 17th, 2025 to Jan, 19th, 2025, in which the Palestinian fatman lost tobthe polish twink which caused him to crash out on his friend's birthday. All for the measly reward of the most 5/10 woman with assests bigger than squirrel girl.
Have you studied for the test?

Yeah, the Battle of Mid was a very interesting read!
by DragonDeezNuts69 July 1, 2025
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mid life crisis

when you are suffering beacuse your whole life is mid.
bros having "mid life cirsis" he ain't got no Drip at all.

look at chad his life is the defenition of *Mid life crisis*
by cluckingchocolate October 17, 2022
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Mid

My new butt plug is mid
by Buttclencher47 January 23, 2024
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Mid

"so how're the Mariners doing this year?" "They can't really get much above or below .500, they're pretty mid"
by Maxfisch July 24, 2023
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Mid-Mashie

Golf: A Mid-Mashie used to be a 3 iron metal faced golf club. It was named such because it fell in between a mid iron (2 iron) and a mashie (5 iron).

Potatoes: In grocery stores in the produce isles it is common place for clerks to stack 5lb potato bags excessively high. This causes them to become unstable and unobtainable for shorter individuals, particularly the elderly. The Mid-Mashie is the sack of potatoes the shorter individual will grab located in the center of the pile causing the unstable tower of potatoes to come toppling down on top of them. Clerks will typically yell the golfing term "FORE!" If they see the event taking place.
Produce Clerk, "Grandma Death is going for the Mid-Mashie! FORE!"
by aPatheticGeorge November 20, 2020
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mid

by AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA January 24, 2023
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mid white man

A tall white man that usually has curly or frizzy hair, wears baggy t-shirts or hoodies and cargo pants, they will usually have a basic personality and some kind of mental issue
Bob:LMAO YOUR A MID WHITE MAN
Tim:NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE MID AND WHITE!
by midperson October 23, 2022
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