Credit Hound

Someone who, like a fiend for drugs, craves credit for like a wild honey badger craves honey. Sneaky, conniving, and duplicitous one should do all they can do to avoid their credit thieving ways.

"Yo Mike W.. I saw this great movie I think you would like called 'Citizen Kane'. Want to watch it together " - Bob C.
"Nah Homie, I saw it back in 1939 way before it hit theaters. Told everyone it was going to be pretty tight too." Mike w.
"Mike you are 34 years old, it is 2019 and the movie came out in 1941. You are such a CREDIT HOUND!" Bob C.
"Tough cookies. Can't help it if I have great taste." Mike W.

by Big Gay Tony November 29, 2019

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Mississippi blood hound

Like the Mississippi mud hound except banging McCarthy’s mother in her period vagina smearing it on the pillow and shoving her face in it

I gave your mother a Mississippi blood hound before flipping her over and giving her the Mississippi mud hound

by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021

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Phone Hound

Someone who calls another person's phones (work, cell, etc..) sequentially when the person doesn't pick up straight away and then complains that they have been trying to reach the person for hours when it's often less than 3 minutes between calls (life threatening emergencies are not included).

Robert Hensel presented phone hounds in 2008 to refer to bill collectors who call incessantly.

That guy is a serious phone hound. He called all my phone contacts within 3 minutes while I was in a meeting. and complained that he can never reach me.

by Clousseau April 05, 2024

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