Flat Spurt

When you cum on a girls chest who is has small breasts

Dave: I so flat spurted on my missus last night!
Jim: Hot yo!

by ChorleyFM July 21, 2010

flat smile

The passive aggressive look you get from your wife when you haven’t done something or, asked for sex. It’s characterised by a straight mouth, with mildly pursed lips, a raised yet furrowed brow, and rarely any verbal communication.

Oh man, she’s given me the flat smile. I’m cooked.

by Poot Rancid November 4, 2023

a flat emo

a cutting board

"hey what do you call a flat emo?"
"a cutting board"

by fvrgbthnrgfbdxbd June 4, 2022

flat four

A type of an engine configuration; there are four cylinders which are arranged in a flat opposing configuration. They're found in many different Subaru models (The Boxer Engine) and also found in classic VW Beetles.

Everyone panics & hides in their houses when it's snowing out, but not me, my world is flat; I grab my keys & head out to play in my flat four (4 banger)!

by Thorka June 20, 2016

Flat Juice

A way of taking ecstasy. Dropping the pill into a bottled drink and drinking it time to time to get higher and higher.

"On BD bro, I got cotton mouth. Can I get some of your lemonade."
"Na, I can't even let you do it bro. This that Flat Juice. "
"On BD, I thought you bit down on your pill. My fault bro."

by G Shlomo October 27, 2017

Flat earth

1- The way you think about the shape of our planet after consuming nine different types of alcoholic drinks, smoking marijuana, sniffing cocaine and consuming other types of illegal drugs

2- A theory made by a bunch of grown-up kids (or just kids) who feel special for knowing "the true shape of the earth" while having no real evidence about it

Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: You're drunk Jimmy, go back home and take a long rest
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Alright Jimmy, but have you finished your homework?
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Jimmy, you're 34, what the fuck

by YourLocalSpaniard March 14, 2023

Flat Stack

1. Someone who made one thing they enjoy their entire personality

2. Someone with nothing really unique or outstanding about them.
3. This is another form of `basic`.

Did you see that girl over there?

Yeah she is nothing but a flat stack

by Deepandhard December 4, 2022