crap nuggets

The head of a Marijuana plant that when smoked, has a bad taste.

This Marijuana is pure crap nuggets.

by John Port September 12, 2003

stupid crap

1. Within the Urban Dictionary, a word or phrase that makes little to no sense in any sort of context.

2. Any type of information that makes little to no sense out of context, like a pointless photo.

3. When someone's actions can be considered less than necessary, or not very smart

4. Crap that is stupid, i.e Brainless or without thought, which essentially outlines all crap ever.

Person 1: *shows friend an image*
Person 2: The hell is that?
Person 1: Just some stupid crap I found online

by Mystic Llama August 16, 2014

crap on a crust

1. A poorly made pizza
2. An expression of surprise/disbelief

If I wanted crap on a crust I'd order me up some dominoes

CRAP ON A CRUST! He stole my car!

by Daniel Harold February 29, 2004

crap on crust

Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza

Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.

by terd ferguson February 16, 2005

Crap Attacked

When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.

While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009

crap herder

Someone who can't resist a yard sale item no matter how fucking useless in either:
a) the attempt to resale said piece of shit for a quarter profit or...
b) thinks they will have a pretty good use for said item later

Patrick was such a crap herder, he picked up some broken tables from the trash collection pile and brought them to work.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

crap of deck

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.

"i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003