A Urinal Turner is a guy in a public restroom who while taking a piss at a urinal will always turn around and try to make eye contact with whoever walks in. This is poor bathroom ediquitte.
"Did you notice whenever Jay is taking a leak he always turns around to see who walks in?"
"Yeah I had him pegged as a urinal turner the second time he did that shit to me"
"Yeah I had him pegged as a urinal turner the second time he did that shit to me"
by Gunno 2 November 11, 2017
Get the urinal turnermug. The act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to pee. This is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals next to you. Usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a loud, satisfied "ahhh".
"There was a queue! I couldn't just stand there waiting for the piss to come. I had to do some urinal miming & get the hell out."
by John Superman December 6, 2013
Get the urinal mimingmug. Slang term for the University of Massachusetts Lowell, or commonly known at UMass Lowell, where Coburn hall smells like feet and the bathrooms smell like urine.
Zach: Hey, I'm transferring from Middlesex to UMass Lowell this semester.
Chad: Oh, don't you mean the Urine and Feet World?
Chad: Oh, don't you mean the Urine and Feet World?
by UMass Lowell November 14, 2021
Get the Urine and Feet Worldmug. Better put on boots and gloves before working on potentially live wiring. You may as well have one foot in the urinal.
by barber of seville July 31, 2022
Get the one foot in the urinalmug. That one kid who hates maths so needs to piss every 4 seconds and if miss / sir sais no they piss up the walls.
by shower in stella June 29, 2021
Get the Urination stationmug. by Juanita Green October 11, 2021
Get the Cat Urinationmug. by Sherwinator October 18, 2025
Get the Urinal Cannonmug.