Tongue Tornado

When a girl with a tongue ring is blowing you so vigorously it comes undone and starts dangerously swirling around your dick like debris in a twister.

"Fuck man, things were going alright, but then her tongue ring came out and turned that shit into a tongue tornado. I ended up having to go to the ER."

by Lake Partiers May 4, 2021

Tornado

When someone has a wedgie that spirals, or twists.
A wedige that simply looks like a tornado.

"haha wow look at that guys tornado!"
"thats so embarrassing!"

by laceyheartstornado June 20, 2011

Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.

Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado

by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020

Tornado-Person

someone who comes into your life and immediately wrecks everything in their wake

I met a guy at a bar last night and then he stole my wallet and my girlfriend, he is a classic tornado-person.

by yourfavoriteintern March 20, 2022

Mayonnaise Tornado

Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.

Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.

by Robberrdyyckk March 6, 2024

Tornado Generator

The act of defecating in someone's air conditioning unit. When the weather gets hot and the A/C fan kicks on, the inside of the unit is spattered, while the building is fumigated with the stench of burning-hot summer shit.

To show my disapproval of little Johnny's kindergarten graduation, I gave the school a "Tornado Generator".

by Thradisar Starwise June 1, 2017

ohio titty tornado

while at an orgy, the man reachs over and slaps the titties of the girls on both sides of himself, in a fast motion.

also known as the Ohio Titty Twister

"i was at an orgy and this guy slapped my tits so hard it hurt" "yeah ... thats an ohio titty tornado, duh"

by Kennman November 12, 2013