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Brandon English

Very good in bed and loves when people say his name
by Yo133 April 7, 2019
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English Wheel

When you're having intercourse with a girl and you punch her in the back of the head and knock her out .
I was at the bar last night and picked up some girl we went home and had intercourse then i English wheeled her.
by Itsdanno June 14, 2016
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english siege

to eliminate your enemy by slowly cutting off his bloodline through breeding out their family or culture. often put into practice by use of prima nocta.
In Braveheart, the English king attempted an english siege upon the Scots.
by Mike Loree December 18, 2008
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English teacher

A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion

Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,

In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice

He’s the first to die

Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,

He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)

Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)
Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire
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english fireman

Using hot sauce for lube instead of lotion to perform anal.
Bro my girl and I tried the English Fireman last night.! My Dick is still flaming .
by WoodyTaterNuts May 10, 2018
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Anonymous English

The form of English that members of Anonymous use. Nobody can tell whether they are using it to try and be cryptic, or if they just have a collective lack of grammar.
Anonymous Gangsta: The legion will rise to not slay the the beast that doesn't exist! We will air the waves with fire and a storm will come to blow the dogs and cats away!

Friend: Can you translate that from Anonymous English?

Anonymous Gangsta: I pity the dog of the unwise who cannot see the truth behind the shallow lies of the tongue of the wicked.

Friend: ...Okay then...
by NutHouse264 October 6, 2013
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Franklin English

A small dicked whiner who not only pulls no hoes but also brags to his friends about talking to sex bots
Yunno you are sounding a lot like this loser I know called Franklin English
by Franklin English July 4, 2022
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