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Corona

1 incaceration(leads to ricin)
2 mental instition(leads to ricin)
3 homelessness(leads to murder, or connection to others)
4 suicide
Corona
by MineOwedWu's August 14, 2021
mugGet the Coronamug.

Corona

Some virus named after a beer
First person: "can I have 'a' corona?"
Second person: "sure!" *coughs*
First person: "Not the corona I meant..."
by aMathTeachersSon April 29, 2021
mugGet the Coronamug.

Corona Persona

Your unkempt, unshaven, hobo-looking self due to months of isolation due to a global pandemic.
I turned on my camera for the zoom call even though my corona persona was in full bloom.
by eschatar September 8, 2020
mugGet the Corona Personamug.

Corona Spouse

That person with whom you’ve chosen to self-quarantine, and with whom Sex eventually came into the equation, even though you hadn't previously co-habitated, had no official commitment, and towards whom you may or may not have harbored an antepandemic crush. It may be an old flame, an ex-husband or wife, a colleague or simply a friend, but for some unexplainable reason your hidden Self chose that person as your shelter-in-residence mate.
Amanda took Chris as her Corona Spouse to stave off boredom and find some normalcy during the pandemic.
by BigBunnie March 24, 2020
mugGet the Corona Spousemug.

Corona Goggles

Similar to beer goggles, however its when you have been in lockdown for far too long that you would find anyone attractive. Especially when they are covered up by a face mask.
Am I really attracted to you or is it the corona goggles talking?
by tippycamelbak September 25, 2020
mugGet the Corona Gogglesmug.

Corona virus

The corona virus is a virus that screwed up every single human’s little pretty life. It caused everything in the world to drop down the scale from 50% to 2%. It also caused people to turn into bitchy Karen’s and into skeletons that aren’t alive anymore. It screwed up all of those innocent peoples lives and also destroyed George Floyd. I think it also caused Koby Bryant to die even though he died in a helicopter crash. It literally gave karma to the entire world. Poor little children and adults and old people have to be quarantined or are suffering from this virus. FUCK YOU COVID-19
by MrFabulousSpideyMan November 14, 2020
mugGet the Corona virusmug.

Corona pony

After a warm shower with a cold corona one places the empty bottle in you ass. Hence, becoming a Corona Pony.
Dillan's favorite ritual after mowing the grass was the shower, beer and becoming a majestic Corona pony.
by Funguy1971 September 14, 2017
mugGet the Corona ponymug.

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