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Alan

Shits about 20 times a day and snorts coke monthly screeches when you steal his kill in any game and changes his hair color every 2 month
Person 1 sorry i took your kill
Alan FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU
by Cenki May 15, 2022
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Alan

monki porn watcher
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Alan, Do you watch monkey porn?
by hfdsiofsdjipovnkljohetyetyjhio February 18, 2023
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Alan Li

This word is often used as a compliment to define someone of high sigma grimace Ohio fanum rizz.
Alan Li: Ohio rizz sigma fanum tax skibidi edge ohio grimace shake alabama💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀(❁´◡`❁)(●'◡'●)╰(*°▽°*)╯(^///^)
by marcomonkey68421 December 11, 2023
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Alan

Alan is a very emotionally gentle person. He’s is known for being quit. Once you get to know him you fall in love with his down to earth personality. Alan is known for being a freak in the sheets! But he is a scared person when it comes to relationships because of his past, don’t let that hold him back and if you ever get an Alan never lose him. It would be the worst mistake of your life. Alan is a great person, and will always want to be around the person he loves. Alan has a dark past and doesn’t like to see other bothering what’s his. Once you get an Alan you’ll never want to let him go.
Look there’s Alan in the hoodie
by Ivanleee11 July 21, 2021
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Alan

Alan is a Scottish man, and my man.

He's the most handsome man in my heart.
Alan loves his woman
by ZJN January 1, 2018
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Going for an alan

When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead
I’m just going for an alan
by Scott1995 October 29, 2017
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jack alan coleman

Jack Alan Coleman is a stupid nigger who thinks getting in everybody else's business is okay. He thinks he is mature but in reality he makes everything about him because he insists on being the center of attention. Mr Coleman has an online girlfriend, they have been online dating for a year now. He thinks just because hes kept a relationship with one girl for so long means every girl is the same way, forcing himself into situations that don't even involve him! Jack Coleman is disliked heavily by his peers at times, for very obvious reasons.
Person 1: You know Jack Alan Coleman?

Person 2: You mean that nosy british guy? yeah, he sucks!
by grxcemxrtin April 7, 2020
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