dumb fit

1. someone who is so fit, that they must also be dumb because that's the only way you can feel better about yourself when standing next to them.

2. someone who is so focused on looking fit/building muscle that their that brain cells atrophy away from neglect

I went to our college swim team's pool party. everyone was so dumb fit it was disgusting but also I couldn't stop staring

by Stutzwoman November 7, 2023

Sham-Fitness

noun: Every Health Blog
Do you Have:

Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?

You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!

Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!

Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram

Stop struttn you sham-fitness booty like you earned dat

by MyMotherWasACarrot January 19, 2018

fitness ricer

A person who dresses in exercise attire in public places despite having no intention of performing any actual exercise.

The Lance Armstrong wannabe fitness ricer hopped in his trusty Honda Civic after a grueling round of grocery shopping.

by kirkandorules April 12, 2015

Bitch fit

When somebody, usually a man is throwing a fit and acting like a lil spoiled bitch.

Person 1: "Did you see the Chris throwing a tantrum and whining!?"

Person 2: "Yeah, He was throwing a bitch fit"

by Spliffany Tiffany March 21, 2023

Operation FIT

A reconnaissance operation where a man tries to find more information, usually looks, on a female of interest. FIT is an acronym for Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter as those sites have the highest probability of containing relevant information.

Guy 1: This girl on Tinder is a babe. I'm going to swipe right.
Guy 2: You should commence Operation FIT, so you can find out if the photos on her profile reflect how she looks in real life.

by Sultry Santa August 23, 2019

fit lad

A lad who is better looking than most a model

Ewan is a fit lad

by ladinbootle May 19, 2016

you fit as

Australian slang, meaning you are really good looking.

Damn girl you fit as x

by xxbritxx May 10, 2018