cowboy hard

Condition in which one worked so hard he can't get a full erection, but the callouses developed riding in the saddle makes the penis feel hard.

Mike: After all these years on horseback I think I may have given myself ED.

Jane: yeah but at least you're cowboy hard

Mike: *silence*

by Gonna Be Dumb, Better be Tough April 21, 2014

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Hard Greens

Similar to vegetables greens, however hard greens are those that are more pronounced and bitter. Romain lettuce is a green, where as spinach is a hard green. Beet greens would also be considered hard greens.

Susan: "We're having salad tonight."
Logan: "Does it have hard greens in it?"
Susan: "Yes. It has spinach instead of Romain lettuce."

by MrLoganC October 7, 2016

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rails hard

Likes to get fucked hardcore.

Bryan McGill

Wow that girl liked getting fucked so hard last night, she rails hard bro

by Just_do_it_bry July 1, 2016

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Dye Hard

The sad, lonely, aging individual that resorts to dying their greying hair in hopes of fooling the oppisite sex into being attracted to them not realizing that they are Revealing more about themselves than they are covering up.

Woh, that poor dye hard should've gone to a salon...that looks like a cheap wig.

by rusty nailder December 16, 2010

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Hard Shake

Getting jerked off by a girl with no idea- going way too hard and fast.

My dick is well sore mate, got a hard shake off some girl last night.

by thetrooth July 8, 2014

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half-harded

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.

Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"

by MiMimmmmmmm February 2, 2012

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