Cake Taster

Anyone who performs fellatio on a man's organ. Basically, a substitution of "cake" for "cock". It's OK to use the term about anyone, whether they've actually done the deed or not! Especially effective when implying that a straight guy is lame, or 'queer'.

"That cake taster just cut me off in traffic!" or " What a fucking cake taster! He's afriaid to ask for her number!"

by nasty fantastic April 10, 2009

hot tested

The term used when a clueless 'web development shop' cannot admit they have no idea and just make it up. An alternative to the industry standard term of 'doing it wrong'.

Server Error in '/' Application.

reply:
The site is being regulary updated as it is being hot tested at present so sometimes you will get that message.

by kontrolitsucks February 28, 2011

testicle tonic taster

A person who enjoys the taste, texture and odor of the fruit of the male genetalia.
*see also knobgobbler

People think Timmy and Bobby are fags because they're testicle tonic tasters. But the real reason they're fags is because they had their rims rocked by their Daddy.

by Fred Norris March 12, 2003

shit-tested

When you take an over-the-counter COVID-19 test often purchased at stores like Walgreen’s, CVS or Target.

Dan shit-tested positive but then tested negative with the PCR test.

by chiguy09 July 30, 2021

teste

to test someone in C++

Yuen™ says:
TESTE MEEE
My girly fairy light PC©™ says:
i dont want to teste you

by WhoDaMan April 28, 2003

Wet Texter

A wet texter is someone who is being very kinky while texting.

Last night my boyfriend texted me “ I’d rather have you in my pants than in my head ” he was being a very wet texter

by Kinky Ass Mom January 1, 2021

backseat texter

someone who leans over your shoulder while texting

dammit Bryan quit being A backseat texter

by quickquack February 13, 2008