taint raider

taint raider,one who licks and sucks on anothers taint without consent and with confusion and awkardness of the person that is getting there taint raided.

i was at the bar the other night and went to take a shit,in the stall a guy poked his head under the stall.i think he was going to try raiding my taint.what a taint raider.

by chewy the avenger January 27, 2012

Taint Pocket

The pocket created by overlapping material in boxer briefs that starts at the pee flap and ends right before your butthole; commonly used to hide your stash.

Hey Adam hide this dimebag in your taint pocket,They won't find it if they pat you down.

by Alan Nash April 1, 2016

taint braider

One who braids the hair between the balls and the taint of another person.

Dude, what is that a fucking chia pet? You need to see a taint braider.

by Wealthy big penis 69 November 12, 2015

Septic Taint

The smell of atual sewers coming from between a males legs in the area between butthole and under scotum.

1:Dude whats that smell
2:taint....septic taint

by tainter August 10, 2015

taint faint

i) verb; taking the knuckle of one's dominant hand and applying a powerful punch to the taint of one's opponent, resulting in them fainting or overstimulating the prostate resulting in an orgasm.

I was about to be mugged in an alley, so to save myself I taint fainted him and he dropped on the spot.

by chenisboosh November 28, 2022

taint massage

Using your hand,gently message the taint until your partner is ready to be mounted.

Wow Nic sure knows how to perform a taint massage. That cow is about ready to mount!

by COYBOY NIC May 16, 2018

cheesy taint

A taint that smells very bad and has a layer of dirt and nutcheese

Dylan lick my cheesy taint!

by 66666420 May 15, 2016