At bar close (otherwise known as the hour of desperation)Bussing Tables is a term applied to males who watch/wait and try to clean up the remaining unwanted leftovers of drunk female trash that are still lingering in the bar.
Dude I have been striking out all night, they announced Bar close and like a Pedro I just started Bussing Tables until I got lucky.
by Big Pimping January 04, 2008
risking everything
a shortened way of saying the phrase
Don't "put your balls on the table, or she'll smash it with a frying pan"
a shortened way of saying the phrase
Don't "put your balls on the table, or she'll smash it with a frying pan"
zach:wow man don't propose tonight
Cj:what the hell why not
Zach im just saying you'll be putting your balls on the table
Cj:what the hell why not
Zach im just saying you'll be putting your balls on the table
by PB SLAPPER June 24, 2010
A part in a Professional Wrestling match where the participants will use a table as a weapon, most commonly putting one person through the table.
by dele3344 October 16, 2006
The most secluded table in a restaurant, requested by patrons--often those who are engaged in an illicit love affair--who don't want to be noticed by others.
Halfway through lunch I saw Sam and Angela sitting at the cheaters' table in the corner, staring into each other's eyes over their salads and wine. I wonder what her husband would say about that!
by Zwieback December 27, 2017
Noun- When two horny individuals need some immediate action and the nearest surface is covered with miscellaneous items, one person passionately swipes everything off of the surface and the two jump on to get it on.
We couldn't wait to get to the bedroom today so we had to pull a table swipe, and I broke my favorite vase... but it was worth it!
by avery de la 408 January 24, 2007
by EU🅱️🅱️OUR April 08, 2022
A word used to describe a person who circles people who appear to be leaving a busy restaurant so that they can sit down and enjoy their food. Parents often send their kids out as Table Vultures while the parent orders food.
by Sorry for stealing this name:/ October 11, 2017