twat spider

1. Clump of female pubic hair found at the drain after a shower or bath. 2. Pubes accidentally ingested while performing cunnilingus.
I wish my wife would wax her bush because every time she takes a shower the drain gets covered with twat spiders.

I was eating out Jill the other night when suddenly I started gagging on a twat spider.
by k9bubba August 27, 2009
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twat waffle

a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.
Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.
by Lamifer September 14, 2004
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Twat Band

When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.
"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010
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twat-spat

An argument or debate between two females. The subject of the argument will be relatively minor and the two shall remain friendly during and after the twat-spat.
That was a wicked Scrabble game! Kelly and Julie were having twat-spats over every word the other spelled!
by keltikfyre October 28, 2010
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Twat Addict

e.g Hugh Hefner. Any person unable to function for a reasonable length of time without access to female genitalia - particularly that of young, nubile girls. Normally applied to rich, old men.
That HughHefner he's a right old twat addict!
by Uncle Silas March 06, 2011
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The Twitter Twat

Term used by David Cameron to describe people engaging in frequent instantaneous communication on Twitter
Too many twits might make The Twitter Twat
by Paul Pontin July 31, 2009
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Twat Blocker

To prevent another fellow woman from sleeping with a man. Like "Cock Blocker" but for a woman.
You are a twat blocker!

Sorry to Twat Block you, but he's mine!

You be creative.
by Youdontneedtoknow February 23, 2012
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