Face touch

When you need to touch faces in pictures to prove your love for one another.

"He totally doesn't love her. Have you seen the pictures they post? They don't even face touch."

by LKV824 August 10, 2016

touched cloth

derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.

my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'

by slash4 August 9, 2020

poor touch

Getting a handy from a homeless person

I got a poor touch last night

by Fredtheelephant December 28, 2016

Touching tents

When two straight men have a boner (aka have pitched a tent) for the same topic (e.g. software, vehicles, workouts, etc.) and begin to have an enthusiastic conversation (standing face to face) that could go on for hours.

Wow, Dan and Tony have been talking about programming in the kitchen for over an hour. I think they're pretty much touching tents by now.

by I am healthy and literate October 2, 2016

wennis touch

A awesome handshake that only cool people know

I smacked your mom the she gave me a wennis touch

by Detectiveatyourservice March 8, 2019

Netflix and Not Touch

when a couple is akward and sits on the opposite side of one another on the couch.

"heyy pal, wanna Netflix and Not Touch?"

by Blucas02 February 8, 2017

touching mushrooms

When two men are having sex and at the point of climax put the penisses together and ejaculate into each other's urethra's

Hey jack want to try something new in bed? Yeah what about touching mushrooms?

by Jigglydick September 13, 2019