Toot Flute

The butthole, commonly referenced as it pertains to the act of farting

Man it stinks in here! Did someone play a few notes on the toot flute?

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

Toot

A bong like contraptiption made from a tin can sellotaped into a tube then pit through a bottle like a bong peice then a ball of baccy gets stuffed down the tube then 0.1-0.2 gs of chronic is put on top and lit until it drops in one.

Let's get licked and hit a toot!

by Toootman August 15, 2017

Curt toot

The definition of a curt toot is as followed:

When someone farts fast and loud to rupture our ear drums during a social gathering.

“Damn Mark, that one was a curt toot.”

by SlimmKilla April 15, 2023

Toot broot

#1 too much to bear, a drag, ruined
#2 something that broke down, of poor quality, dont buy it
#3 it didn't work out, breaking up with someone, too far to travel

#1: Yo, that's Toot broot. -OU- Oai C'est Toot broot.
#2: It's Toot broot. -OU- On est Toot broot
#3: Were Toot broot. -OU- Nous-somnent Toot broot

by Mekazael March 4, 2024

toot

What happens when you eat too many damn beans at the Mexican joint! A good ole blast of warm stinky air that exits your ass with extreme velocity causing a noise that alerts everyone in the room.

Damn Reggie, you toot like a mule ya ole bastard!

by bayquevious01 January 9, 2022

Toot tail

A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).

“Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”

by iiluvtharein October 28, 2021

yo toot bro

you say it as an introduction, clarepeaxchy from instagram is the main user of this saying. she made it. enjoy using :)

person: hii
you: yo toot bro

by clarepeaxchy July 8, 2020