Looney Toot

A crazy prostitute

“I can’t promise that a looney toot won’t show up”
“That girl right there is a looney toot.”

by Mango11910 July 15, 2020

Tooted&booted

A girl that is so fine your jaw drops

Damn girl u really tooted&booted

by Lilcartwheel July 14, 2018

pebble toot

Little fart escaping the butthole at minimal speed.

"Jerry, did you just let out a pebble toot!"

Synonyms: Rock toot, stone toot, little fart, and puff of air.

"Jerry, did you just let out a pebble toot!"

by Jerry springer August 26, 2015

Toots McGee

A nickname for someone who is passing noisy gas.

We just had beans for dinner and now Toots McGee is here.

by Plees August 09, 2023

Toot Flute

The butthole, commonly referenced as it pertains to the act of farting

Man it stinks in here! Did someone play a few notes on the toot flute?

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

Toot Toot Yaws

“Toot Toot Yaws” is a phrase that is used to express amazement at something. anything can be referred to as toot toot yaws. it is a compliment!

“omg your hair is so toot toot yaws today”
“what is toot toot yaws?”
“look on urban dictionary…”

by Catgirl3000 July 23, 2021

brain toot

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird

Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”

by Braintoot February 22, 2022