mess

gianna. literally gianna.
me: gianna idc what u say ur a whole mess
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Mess

A non-standard unit of measurement; usually heard in the Southern US States.
1: "Someone gave me a whole mess of cards."

2: "Here comes Jerome, he's a mess of trouble."

3: "We went fishing and caught a mess of fish."
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Mess

Brendons, just Brendons, and maybe a little bit of Darta.
You are such a mess, just like Brendons”
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mess

your life with all of its intricacies and complications, responsibilities and duties.
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Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic
Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC
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Glory Mess

When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess
HOLY FUCK, WHO MADE THIS GLORY MESS ON MY BED?
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girl mess

the mess you might find on a girls floor, desk etc
could be a variety of things like random underwear, bows, old cereal, mascara, hairbrush, literally just random cute girl stuff in a mess
no matter what it is it's cute cuz it's a girls
me: ugh i love girl mess
poop: wdym it's a pile of old makeup wipes
me: that's exactly what i mean bro it's cute
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