Penn State Dude: I wanna goto Juniata and meet some smart sexy girls tonight?
Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.
Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.
by jc_sherwood1 August 29, 2011
Have you seen that chick Ashley? She's the really hot one that's always getting hurt bc she's so clumsy. I swear she's a hot mess.
by BearCherryPie August 04, 2021
A creative platform created by Generational icon Luka Sabbat and photographer Noah Dillon, capitalising on the fascinatingly unattractive and disorganised. Creative products include video, photography, editorial billboards, galleries, and merch. Latest projects include Margiela footwear campaign and Roberto Cavalli sneaker campaign as well as film "My America" in collaboration with American Apparel.
by kingkenny March 04, 2019
1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere
by GaleWeathers October 01, 2022
Fool: "Hey could you try to explain to me the story behind MGS?"
Smart Individual: "Hell no! I myself, get lost in that jumbled mess."
Smart Individual: "Hell no! I myself, get lost in that jumbled mess."
by FlamexTheCat July 09, 2018
And if you're not going to resolve the problem for ME... NOW. Then the issue is only going to be resolved selectively and instrumental to further the ends of corrupt politicians who are murdering children anyways! They're doing it anyways! So, no. You get the affidavits from the people who are doing it. You sent Randall James Bowker here for a reason. If not to confirm that my claim is the truth then for what reason? He himself did the thing and what he said is exactly what he said 15 years ago. So he knows! And in doing so confirmed his knowledge of the target, perpetual, workplace harassment I have endured for the past 15 years and HE IS A MANAGER. The MANAGEMENT is aware of workplace sexual harassment and ARE ALLOWING IT. UPTO AND INCLUDING my private email and conversations. If they are not going to follow the rules I am going to break them and the rules I've chosen is child murder. Full disclosure. Full capitulation.
Hym "If the management of a business are aware of and/or complicit in harassment what should happen? Is it incumbent on them to fire the people doing it? Yes. It is. But they aren't doing it as a matter of convenience. Because doing so would make their lives harder. I don't have to accuse them (because they already know that it's happening) and I refuse to go through the 'proper' channels. And you were crying like a bitch not too long ago. So, you shut the fuck up. If the government violates my 5th amendment right to due compensation for my property? What happens then? All for one clause of the terms of service 'ONE of you signing it is as good as all of you signing it.' In using my LABOR and MIND to create AI you therefore agree to the terms of service. And the COMPLIANCE CLAUSE requires you to do as I am telling you. You need to send an arbiter 'TO MY DOORSTEP.' To confirm that my claims are accurate (what I have been claiming is happening IS IN FACT HAPPENING). I don't need to convince YOU. YOU need to convince the public. So I don't care what evidence you have to bring to do so but that is what you need to do. It isn't my mess. If I'm not going to be murdered, left to die, or imprisoned then you don't have to worry about your kids being killed."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
Labrador Retrievers are the sweetest dogs EVER, that is until you mess with them. If you mess with a Labrador Retriever, it is NOT gonna be good for you. At all.
Human: Hey Benny, do you want to...
Labrador Retriever: *perks up*
Human: HA!!! Just kidding.
Labrador Retriever: Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo.
Labrador Retriever: *perks up*
Human: HA!!! Just kidding.
Labrador Retriever: Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo.
by Pialinist November 23, 2023