by r3.1n November 5, 2016
Get the Got to go fastmug. by Hmmm January 6, 2005
Get the fast hand paulmug. When a man will put a significant amount of time making you feel like you’re the one that got his heart, that you’ll never be apart and loves you unconditionally and then on random occasions he will start a fight out of no where claiming unrealistic innuendos of you cheating on him so that he can block you and disappear for two days or more to play video games with his friends and entertain all the other women he pulls this same move on. And when he’s gone through the full rotation of females he’s got on his roster, watched all the porn he can handle, and played countless hours of NHL hockey on PlayStation he will casually text you as if nothing ever happened and work his charms to get back into your life. He will play head games with you and confuse you to the point of insanity because of how obsessive you become. He often rides a motorcycle for quick getaways so you cannot follow him to see where he goes.
by Phoenix35 September 26, 2018
Get the Fast Eddiemug. When your family member intentionally or indirectly screws you over in a business specifically in real estate, loans, or theft.
Joe pulled a Fernandez Fast One over Peter when he sold the house to him. He screwed over Joe with ease.
by anonymousjoseph June 25, 2017
Get the Fernandez Fast Onemug. Get ready cause if you hear someone scream this you are about to get flash banged by really anyone. Most commonly the Scout from TF2.
by Freaky_Fesh May 30, 2023
Get the Think fast chucklenuts!mug. by crazygirllll December 9, 2021
Get the Lightning McQueen Fastmug. FFF is when every day for this month you masturbate until you can ejaculate. You time how long it took to ejaculate and at the end of the month you compare and look for the fastest time you can ejaculate. Basically a speedrun to cum.
Person 1: Dude, you know it's Fast Fap February, how fast did you cum?
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes
Person 2: It took me 20 seconds
Person 1: Damn it took me 5 minutes
by Yomamaha January 5, 2022
Get the Fast Fap Februarymug.