tit scrubbers

A tit scrubber is a person(s) who is defined by their actions or in this case lack of actions. This term is a noun, verb, and adjective. A tit scrubber will try and insert themselves into anothers hard work, giving tips on how to get the job done, however accomplishing nothing (imagine person the Irish Spring commercials all clean and lathered, never getting dirty, all the while scrubbing their tit).

noun: look at that group of investigators,have they done anything constructive or even charged anyone? What a bunch of "tit scrubbers"

verb: hey where are those crack investigators to this problem? Oh they are busy with the rigors of "tit scrubbing".

adjective: while everyone was hard at work getting dirty, Jeremy was relaxing in the warm shower, getting his body lather up with sensitive skin soap to stay fresh and clean maintaining a rhythmic motion while being a tit scrubber

by krodes November 7, 2011

Slipple Tit

A female whose nipple has become elongated making her breasts look like a birdie from badminton.

I was sexing this girl up and she bust out her tits and I was like 'nah-get away slipple tits' and then I found 20 bucks.

by Tom de Wolffe December 31, 2008

Hard as Tits

Desciribes the hardness or fortitude of an object or person(makes you wonder who's tits they're feeling).

"Goddamnit! These fishsticks are hard as tits!"

by megaman and bass December 11, 2007

Epic Tits

Breasts so shapely and large on a beautiful girl. which when viewed by another female she instantly wants to play with them and suck on them.

Did you see Julie go from strait to bi in 3 seconds when she viewed Dani's EPIC TITS?

by rum1dragon November 19, 2007

Turtle Tits

Muscular man boobs. Shaped like the subtle roundess of that of a turtle.

Hey that dude is super lean and muscular, but now he has turtle tits!

by caustic88 March 17, 2011

tit tape

a type of sticky tape, with both sides being sticky. colloquially known as tit (breast) tape as its purpose is to keep the breasts from being over exposed when no bra is worn. one side of the tape is placed over the breasts and the other side used to stick to the item of clothing, holding it in place.

'did you see Mariah's tits peeking out her dress- she should have got some tit tape'

by UKBOI April 19, 2008

tit whore

when a chick walks around flaunting her tits for everyone to see. She wears tight shirts or any type of shirt that shows mass amounts of cleavage to get attention. Even though she may look like a full blown whore, don't be deceived; only her tits get around but nothing more. She wants to be the center of attention and that's it. A tit whore results in blue balls.

Guy #1 "Man, Sarah's rack was all up in my face last night"
Guy #2 "Did you bang her?"
Guy #3 "No, she was a total tit whore"

by MonkeySmack January 26, 2011