Taint Pocket

The pocket created by overlapping material in boxer briefs that starts at the pee flap and ends right before your butthole; commonly used to hide your stash.

Hey Adam hide this dimebag in your taint pocket,They won't find it if they pat you down.

by Alan Nash December 23, 2015

tainted glove

A used condom.

---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.

---Eww.

by palabrajot October 10, 2010

Taint Saint

Someone who boofs a lot of drugs.

"God, Lucy's such a taint saint. She boofed a whole .3 of MDMA the other day. Crazy bitch... I respect it."

by lmperfect February 12, 2022

stained taint

Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.

Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!

by poopy pants fucktard November 18, 2015

taint shards

The pieces of shit that didn't get wiped off after talking a shit

I went down on my girlfriend last night, before I knew it a had eaten taint shards

by CandyFrank October 21, 2021

Taint Muffin

Someone who is being annoying and mean

Listen up you little taint muffin, you will give me your chocolate milk.

by PooBob April 17, 2021

taint shooter

A man who shoots his Girlfriend(or boyfriend) in the taint after pulling out during sex.

just before he came he pulled out and jizz shot at her taint so he was called a taint shooter.

by Chrissy Some April 10, 2008