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Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.
Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
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Tiny Smurf

The name given to a small, blue-balled penis, primarily used to insult a man
"I heard Angus has a Tiny Smurf in his pants"
by A Horse With No Name June 14, 2020
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Smurf Jett

A girl who just ate a blue raspberry candy gives you head with her blue tongue
"Dude, my girl gave me a smurf jett last night it was so wild"
"Cool bro"
by womanizer3000 August 7, 2021
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Smurf Jump

Shooting a rocket at your feet without jumping, resulting in a rocket jump with minimal height. Often used in the pocket soldier rollout.
Instead of going for a normal jump, I used a smurf jump to garden him.
by dogdayboy April 2, 2021
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Sloppy Smurf

When an old bearded man raw dogs a little person.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
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smurf muff

Alexis has a total smurf muff
by Cool chikca May 17, 2018
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smurfing cocaine

The act of introducing cocaine into your system through the anus.
I took the hooker back to my place and I must have spent $1000 on coke cause we were smurfing cocaine all night.
by Masterbator May 13, 2014
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