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J Buffed

1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music
(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"
by M Albury September 26, 2012
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standy j

A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.

The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
We were having a tickle fight and before I knew it, she stood me up and gave me a standy J.
by Alltalksubway March 5, 2020
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J-maring

A person who steals hotel breakfast and eats it on the road.
"Hey look John is putting together a sandwich again while driving. He's J-Maring again."
by C Bra August 30, 2007
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J. Carmack

1. The vessel in which the Makron manifests itself in our universe.
2. Co-founder of id software
1. Through J. Carmack the Makron will kill us all
2. If it were'nt for good ol' J. Carmack we wouldnt have fun games
by X.Legend June 11, 2006
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J Swizznasty

When you ejaculate on titties (big or small)
I want to J Swizznasty this girl named Vange
by Your Moms favourite friend September 30, 2021
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Pound J

$5 dollar bag of weed,reefer,pot etc.
Ptown VA ALL DaY
This pound J will roll a nice L(blunt). A pound J weighs 0.6g.
by PtOWN$$VA June 1, 2011
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PAD-J

/pad, jā/

pronounced "Pad-Jay".

noun: PAD-J; plural noun: PAD-Js

1.
a person who introduces and plays recorded popular music while performing over the music with a PAD instrument such as an MPC, MASCHINE, Push, Launchpad or other pad-oriented instrument.
2.
A modern DJ that actually does something. i.e. A DJ with actual musical skill.
"Thank god we had a PAD-J at that party not a DJ!"
"The PAD-J was tearing it up last night!"
"I'll bet that PAD-J has no problem with foreplay"
by Music History Professor June 1, 2018
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