First Lobster

The act of pinching a man's nipples whilst performing a deep throat oral act.

Her first lobster left me raw

by lionbolo May 11, 2014

first baseman

A neighbor you jerked off.

When I was 8 my neighbor and I were first baseman.

by MillionDollarMan July 29, 2016

Balls First

A contemporary skiing technique where one thrusts their groin forward so that their testicles are out in front at all times. Also effective for boules and frisbee.

"The best way to go down the maintain is balls first!"

by Howdybums May 20, 2013

First Aider

Someone who can not perform any skills. They are only there to take a person to the hospital, not treat them. Ex: Emt, AEMT, paramedic

You can’t do anything, you’re a first aider, now take them to the hospital.

by Emt, Paramedic, First Responde August 24, 2021

First Batch

Old gays tryna get picked. Prime example @SandileTembe1

Chile, the first batch was God’s first mistake

by KulturedQueer March 12, 2021

January First

If your born january first you kinda suck cause you gone have 100 kids and infinity time in jail you are kinda good in bed tho

"Happy Birthday to me!"
Dude its january first
Thats why your in jail

by flip_flopin_Maniacc March 13, 2020

First Class

The nicest place on an airplane.

A song made by Jack Harlow.

I ride in first class. - a very wise man

Yo my man, have you listened to First Class by Jack Harlow yet? - Xander

by taxitaco January 2, 2023