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body count

the amount of people that someone has had sex with
boy: yo what’s your body count
girl: 10
by iloveballs4321 October 10, 2023
mugGet the body countmug.

Twat count

Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.
Shit man, what's the twat count?

About twenty-seven, bro.
by yursh22 June 20, 2017
mugGet the Twat countmug.

Count Omar

Count Olaf's stupid name in the Daily Punctillio that Mr. Poe's wife has the audacity to put in the Daily Punctillio.
"Bruh Seriously, Count Omar?" Violet Said
"I SWEAR TO GOD THAT STUPID WOMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT COUNT OMAR IN THE DAILY PUNCTILLIO!!!" Violet thought
by ersatze February 12, 2023
mugGet the Count Omarmug.

count hans kolvenbach

the black pope,leader of the jesuits,leader of the world,leader of the illuminati
no example for count hans kolvenbach as no comparison to someone so twisted
by darkangel3001 September 29, 2010
mugGet the count hans kolvenbachmug.

Ain't no count

Adjective phrase used to dismiss something as useless or woefully underperforming. Usually used to describe a lazy or incompetent worker or a sub-par piece of equipment.
"That hay hook ain't no count, there's one in the loft that's gotta better handle."
by Wildn May 20, 2022
mugGet the Ain't no countmug.

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