Cone Poo Chair

A collection of meme jpegs tweeted by Ryan Cohen that caused a divide between Reddit Apes and Twitter Apes right before the MOASS due to various subjective interpretations

A topic that invites shills to live inside your head rent free, leading to more aggressive buying and HODLing

An argument that is completely pointless because the shorts must cover
Diamond Hands: “If you say Cone Poo Chair really fast, it sounds like ComputerShare.”

Youtuber/Twitter Influencer: “I would never direct register because I think reading google headlines is Due Diligence. Selling my shares is all I ever think about. The important thing is that I will become rich and brainwash my followers to paperhand.”

Diamond Hands: “I just registered another share to the infinity pool.”
by Lamar Chodom September 25, 2021
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Michigan Snow Cone

When there's enough snow on your back porch (read: October to May), get a bowl, fill it with snow, and pour Maple syrup on it. You'll need 3-4 layers to make it snow cone consistency.
Yo, snow day!!! Ready for some delicious Michigan Snow Cones?
by TCBornandDead February 05, 2019
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Putting out cones

What one tells their wife they are doing when one is actually scoping out babes at Pumpkin Fest.
Hey, Jim where have you been for the last 3 hours.

Sorry, Mar, I’ve been putting out cones.
by AnastasiaBeaverhausen October 22, 2019
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The big phat cones

Aiman has some big pointed coneys that are as high as everest wen he lies down.
Wow look theres everset, oh no its just my pal Aimans coneys.
by The Hurricane October 13, 2004
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Jerry's sno cones

a good ass sno cone place in the hood of memphis thats is always crowded af
My mom wont let me drive to Jerry's sno cones alone, but I want a sno cone.
by Crazigals May 22, 2017
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Minnesotan Snow Cone

The act of eating a snow cone consisting of snow that has been pissed on by a husky in Minnesota.
"Hey bro you wanna get some ice cream"?
"Nah I already ate, I had a Minnesotan Snow Cone".
by tmelliott3 April 05, 2017
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snow cone person

(a) a very strange breed of human that has shaved head and a dyed hair in a strange way, resembling a snow cone

usually a homosexual

(b)someone who enjoys sitting on snow cones with their bare anus
(a)dude did you see that strange snow cone person at the 4th of july parade? they were staging a takeover
(b)fred is a snow cone person. don't ask. you don't want to know.
by Lord Fartquadd December 17, 2022
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