Michigan Snow Cone

When there's enough snow on your back porch (read: October to May), get a bowl, fill it with snow, and pour Maple syrup on it. You'll need 3-4 layers to make it snow cone consistency.

Yo, snow day!!! Ready for some delicious Michigan Snow Cones?

by TCBornandDead February 4, 2019

walking parking cone

when little people with spray tans let people parallel park in between them

Dude, I just parallel parked in between those walking parking cones.

by Oompa loompa123 June 1, 2011

Minnesotan Snow Cone

The act of eating a snow cone consisting of snow that has been pissed on by a husky in Minnesota.

"Hey bro you wanna get some ice cream"?
"Nah I already ate, I had a Minnesotan Snow Cone".

by tmelliott3 April 4, 2017

Cone Poo Chair

A collection of meme jpegs tweeted by Ryan Cohen that caused a divide between Reddit Apes and Twitter Apes right before the MOASS due to various subjective interpretations

A topic that invites shills to live inside your head rent free, leading to more aggressive buying and HODLing

An argument that is completely pointless because the shorts must cover

Diamond Hands: “If you say Cone Poo Chair really fast, it sounds like ComputerShare.”

Youtuber/Twitter Influencer: “I would never direct register because I think reading google headlines is Due Diligence. Selling my shares is all I ever think about. The important thing is that I will become rich and brainwash my followers to paperhand.”

Diamond Hands: “I just registered another share to the infinity pool.”

by Lamar Chodom September 25, 2021

Putting out cones

What one tells their wife they are doing when one is actually scoping out babes at Pumpkin Fest.

Hey, Jim where have you been for the last 3 hours.

Sorry, Mar, I’ve been putting out cones.

by AnastasiaBeaverhausen October 21, 2019

Pine-cone bummed

Pine-cone bummed is when you have a slightly sharp bum which you use as a weapon. Could also be used to dig or to show off to other pine-cone bummed beings. 👍 you rock!

I pine-cone bummed the tree!

by Grolocofrail December 19, 2021

Jerry's sno cones

a good ass sno cone place in the hood of memphis thats is always crowded af

My mom wont let me drive to Jerry's sno cones alone, but I want a sno cone.

by Crazigals May 22, 2017