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happy slap

A stupid craze where the victim is attacked, and the incident recorded. Supposedly against the law, although lots of incidents are not brought to police attention. Is not always to random people, can be someone well known to the attacker, and the violence can be a form of revenge. Not always teenage boys-I was 13 when I was attacked by a girl a year younger.
I was filmed at school having food thrown at me and my friends and then me being slapped. The teacher whose attention it was brought to gave punishment for the violence, not for the happy slap. Through lying and crying, my attacker managed to spread the rumour that I was the attacker, and her the poor discrimated victim.
by techygirl September 13, 2008
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slap of rightousness

The Slap of rightousness or SOR is a cuff round the back of the head when someone says somthing stupid, at the wrong time, or at all if they are that annoying.

When someone does somthing stupid they may be slapped for it as this is to say ' you tit, why did you go and do that for '
Reciever of SOR : Dude i was at this total humdinger of a party the other night * SOR

Dealer of SOR : NEVER and i mean NEVER use that word again !!

Reciver of SOR : what ... Dude ? * SOR

Dealer of SOR : Hum bloody dinger, ya queef

He was such a tit i had to employ the slap of rightousness to get him to understand
by Gonk September 28, 2005
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skitch slap

(v) skitch slap: the act of slapping something down by annotating a screenshot or image. See also bitch slap.
The impatient product manager skitch slapped me for my bad choice of charting colors.
by Nick Pellow April 22, 2008
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cash slap

When you masturbate with cash and shoot your load into it then slap it onto a female's face so that it sticks. Generally, more attractive females get larger denominations of money slapped on.
Your mom is so fine I gave her a $100 cash slap
by gmuHockey February 6, 2009
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Piss Slapped

The art of slapping someone after you've pissed on your hands
by piss-slapper5000 February 10, 2009
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Sandusky Slap

Rhythmic, wet clapping noise made by repeated pounding of the loins against the naked buttocks of another while in the shower.
I walked by the locker room and heard the distinct sound of a Sandusky Slap coming from the shower stalls.
by JayCeePee November 10, 2014
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Gibbs slap

When someone's stupidity is so painful to watch that the pain has to be shared via a open-handed slap to the head.
John: *overwhelmingly idiotic jibber-jabber*
Suzy: I'm about to Gibbs slap you if you don't shut up.
by this one's for you, jess July 2, 2017
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