Norwegian Teenager 

Annoying norwegian nerd who comes in to chat rooms lecturing about the vastness of the internet.

Norwegian Teenager> You guys are weird! The internet is so vast, you should come with me and see its vastness.
Other people> Fuggoff M8

Norwegian Teenager by nobodybasdfnalsf December 21, 2008

teenage pregnancy pacts 

a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, dare each other- and actually try to carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.

teenage pregnancy pacts should be studied as a sociological subbranch of teen sexual behavior.

teenage pregnancy pacts by Uncle Dimma December 2, 2013

teenager 

literally just an excuse to do anything and not get in trouble

"who cares if she sacrificed our dog and did a blood ritual, shes just a teenager and shes going through a phase!"

teenager by yabaysic March 12, 2019

Teenagersnew 

a reddit sub that peaked in 2019 in which chronically online people came together and formed a bandit of crybaby gen z mental illness internet swag. there were tons of active users many of which were known by name and face, for the power they held on the site. where are they now? unknown.

i was raised on Teenagersnew nothing can hurt me

Teenagersnew by nunyab1znus August 4, 2022

Teenager 

Someone who is ready for the zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrow's math test.

To clarify: An idiot

Teacher: Why didn't you buy buy the textbooks for the course?
Teenager: There were more important things to waste money on.
Teacher: Which are...?
Teenager: Guns, MREs, solar panels, lots of fuel, ...
Teacher:...Why do I even bother with you Teenagers.

Teenager by Cucumber 77 July 4, 2017

Teenager 

A human being who is in the stage of their life where they are given the make or break decision of either banging or being a loser for the rest of their lives. The second one is obviously the make part of the deal.

Yo we be teenagers up in here, ageing with teentastic and gaining elastic body jelly

Teenager by D8 u know the muffin man? February 22, 2018

Teenager 

An adult in training

The teenager was just now learning what voting is

Teenager by tayswizzle June 20, 2018