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system addict

Brainwashed human (typically from the Western hemisphere) that believes that they cannot live without the trappings of western life. Eg: they will exhibit extremely neurotic behaviour if they are ever without their mobile-phone, television, gameboy, i-pod, fast-food, car, make-up etc.
Extra Terrestrial 1: These humans are funny creatures - they could live in perfect harmony with their planet but instead they choose to create systems and structures that become huge distractions from the truth.

ET 2: Yes, then they become addicted to that which they have created. I think that makes them system addicts just like the now extinct Grippolians.
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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Four Legged Alarm System

A large breed dog such as a German Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Pit Bull, etc. that will foil an attempt to burglarize your house by making a chew toy out of said burglar. Ninety Nine times out of a hundred, the sight and sound of the four legged alarm system on the other side of the door would be more than enough to deter a potential burglar into looking elsewhere for an easy target. The four legged alarm system can also double as a car alarm as well personal protection against muggers and\or rapists while walking alone in the dark. Highly effective when the four legged alarm system is given a junkyard dog name such as "Scraps" or "Tiny".
I live in a crummy neighborhood but I've never been robbed since I've been here, because I have a four legged alarm system, a 130 pound German Shepherd that barks and growls fiercely at anyone with dark skin that walks by!
by Jay Dog February 3, 2010
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Clusterfuck Grading System

A system for classsifying the amount of disarray in a clusterfuck.

level of clusterfuck= (amount of people mindfucked over time)^2

Highest

A+
A
B+
B
C+
C
D+
D
Lowest

Abbreviated G____CF
The blank denotes the "grade of the clusterfuck"
Clusterfuck Grading System
GACF= Grade A clusterfuck

When I couldn't get the Van Dorn stain out of my bed it was a GACF

A thousand 9 year olds on davis lawn was a GACF
by UCo July 22, 2011
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system

A high power Computer,with all the latest gear.
by Dirwin December 28, 2005
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Sega Master System

Sega's first console, which launched at about the same time as Nintendo's NES/Famicom. Was neglected due to Nintendo's vicious "no NES if you have an SMS" policy, aimed towards stores.
by InsanityRequiem March 19, 2003
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Master System

(See Sega Master System).

The bitch that started off the whole fucking games console market seen today. Without this then kids would have been bored as fuuuuuuck!
Dude1: Duuuude, I just got myself a handheld Tetris game. I wish I could play this on my TV.
Dude2: I got me a Master System from SEGA. I have Tetris for it. It fucking owns your mam's balls!
by Drum Boy September 18, 2004
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economic system

SOMETHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH UGLY ASS ADULTS. SERIUSLY MOM.......!!!!!!! WHERES THE MONEY . THATS ECONOMY FOR AY.
THIS IS ABSOLUT BULLSHIT . ECONOMIC SYSTEM
by yousuck995588673524625 December 5, 2018
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