milky surprise

Unexpected ejaculated semen. Often as the result of oral sex.

I told her I wasn't going to cum yet, so she wasn't too happy to get a face and mouthfull of my milky surprise when I couldn't hold back.

by Vanhoven June 1, 2009

Smokey Surprise

Marijuana smoke previously left in a car after hot-boxing

Person 1: Hey man roll down your windows to let the smoke out before you leave

Person 2: Nah man I'm leaving a Smokey Surprise for later

by thedankbank November 16, 2010

Tesla Surprise

A sexual move involving a man having sexual intercourse with a woman in the Doggie position, while in the course of rapid penetration the man Tasers the woman in the neck causing her body to convulse and tighten up, increasing the man's pleasure and sexual stamina. The move can be repeated multiple times and can even be included in specific conjuncture with a Houdini Cheesecake.

Sarah was being a real idiot last night so i hit her with a Tesla Surprise and it was awesome.

by Jack Rasch December 1, 2010

brown finger surprise

a person who is wiping one's self with a generic brand or a one-ply piece of toilet paper after defacating will often experience a brown finger surprise. a brown finger surprise is caused by ungraceful shoving of toilet paper into one's butt hole with such force that it will tear at the pressure points (fingers) thus causing left over excretments to lodge into one's fingernails or get stuck onto other parts of their finger. to avoid a brown finger surprise be sure to by two-ply or double or triple fold the one-ply sheets.

guy 1: hey what toilet paper do you use?
guy 2: oh i use *insert generic store brand of toilet paper here* all the time. its cheap.
guy 1: oh i used that once but was to lazy to triple up on the sheets and got a brown finger surprise. it was all stuck in my fingernails and i smelled literally like shit for my date
guy 2: oh dude that is horrible if you are really that lazy buy charmin it holds together nice
guy 1: well ever since then i have and no brown finger surprises
guy 2: nice

by my name is a secret shhh December 2, 2010

Starry Eyed Surprise

The following effect and draw back after a huge hit of marijuana is taken, where the person pulls back from the bong and becomes bright and wide eyed, starry eyed surprise.....

Damn man, that hit made you starry eyed surprise.....

by Y0shi March 9, 2006

suprise sex

Sometimes called rape, it is the act of having sex with someone when they are not expecting it.

John gave Janet suprise sex.
"Suprise, sex!"

by liastd November 18, 2006

French Surprise

You fuck a midget while holding her up and running around so she screams "we we!" (oui oui) and then you slam her into a wall.

Jill the midget was pissed off at work on Tuesday because the night before, she had gotten a French Surprise.

by joey the cock April 17, 2008