Smelge

The feeling underneath your foot when you step in a lump of dog shit.

Shit, I just smelged some dog poo!

by Bluetooth April 9, 2003

I smell

An message you send from someones unattended phone (or other unattended electronic devices with messaging) to people in their address book, or an account left logged in (facebook, AIM, email, etc) to their friends to indicate they left their device unattended and/or logged on. Very effective as a facebook status update.

Use caution if the person actually smells.

Mike: I just got a facebook update from Tim that he smells? WTF is that?

Joe: Oh, he must have left his account logged in somewhere. I dont think that he would say "I smell"

by SmittyTheBBB May 27, 2011

wake up and smell a blunt

you need to get with reality, get real or stop bullshitting around,also known as jerkoff, or a dickhead or synonyms include : bicthassness, bitchass nigga.

Joe: ima become a big rapper
REAL NIGGA: niga yo rhymes is whak you need to wake up and smell a blunt

by Infamous Odyssey July 8, 2009

i smell bacon

"i see the cops, so lay low"

"i smell bacon, hide the dime"

by lauren August 30, 2003

boy smell

Boys smell like basic laundry detergent, plain soap, a little bit of protein powder, and fresh rubber.

*Walks into boy's dorm/apartment*
"It has a strong boy smell in here."

by Bigboy1213 May 2, 2016

Smellancholy

The smell of something familiar, even though you sometimes cannot place what it was.

Walking by a restaurant I used to work at, a waft of smellancholy hit me and I was again an 18 year old serving greedy diners chicken pie.

by Himing August 28, 2019

I smell what you're stepping in.

I understand what you're saying

-This place sucks
- Yea Dude, I smell what you're stepping in.

by Carl Sterns December 5, 2010