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suicide sanchez 

A Suicide Sanchez is when a male is performing the act of having sex with his girlfriend and at the same time sticks his finger in her ass. He then inserts that same finger into his own mouth.
After a night of hard partying and executing a Suicide Sanchez , Jt had to brush his teeth seven times and mouthwash eight to get rid of the funky taste in his mouth.
suicide sanchez by Fudgestick March 25, 2017

suicide corner 

When you want to kill yourself, but somebody you like or care about says that they'll kill themselves if you kill yourself.
Girlfriend: If you kill yourself, I'll do the same.
You: Fuck! You just backed me into a suicide corner
suicide corner by cowthe2000 March 26, 2017

suicide whore 

A suicide whore is someone who thinks of suicide every time something small goes wrong
I lost my pencil, I wanna die
Don't be such a suicide whore
suicide whore by Blikjewater November 22, 2018

Suicide Soup 

Suicide Soup:
-Bleach
-Tide Pods
-2 blenders
-One toaster
-A bathtub
-A noose
-a cup
First start with making a noose. Hang the noose in the bathtub. Get your bleach, Tide pods, toaster and two blenders. Put the bleach and Tide pods into the tub. Attach the blenders to your wrist. Get into the tub and put the noose around your neck. After slouching down in the tub with the noose around your neck take a cup, fill it with bleach and a single Tide Pod. Drink the cup of bleach and eat the Tide pod. Then drop the toaster at the same time as starting the blenders. The noose will steep you like a tea bag into the tub while everything mixes together creating the soup.
I'm making Suicide Soup.
Suicide Soup by Tet December 3, 2019

suicide shift 

A work shift where the workers have eight hours (or less) between the time they get off of work and their next shift. Named this way because workers who are put into this situation are usually overworked and underpaid by their boss and would rather be dead than be forced to be overworked by a company that doesn't give a shit about them. Two notable cases occurred in July 2021 with the Frito-Lays company and in August 2021 with Nabisco. Unfortunately, this has become more common since the COVID-19 pandemic started
"One of the most contentious issues throughout the bargaining process, according to union leaders, has been the regular use of forced overtime at the plant that results in so-called 'suicide shifts' where "'many of the more than 800 workers at the plant are only getting an eight-hour break between shifts."'

-NPR

"Alongside low pay, treatment of employees is coming to the surface. Workers at Frito-Lay—which also exceeded its profit goals during the pandemic—went on strike for three weeks this summer, citing concerns over forced overtime, 100-degree plus conditions, and 'suicide shifts.' The workers were successful in ending the practice of assigning the grueling 12-hour shifts, which took place less than 8 hours apart...Parent conglomerate Mondelez International angered employees when it proposed turning eight-hour shifts into 12-hour ones without overtime."

-Civileats
suicide shift by Mayday ッ November 7, 2021

suicide club 

A movie where these kids all decide to kill themselves by jumping in front of trains,chopping off hands...etc its a
Really good movie, but kinda funny in a sick twisted way.So go watch it!
pie is cool!

Person 1:Oh my god did you see suicide club!
Person2:Yea lets start one!
Person1:totally,but if we all die won't that be the end of the club
suicide club by miamber May 18, 2008