strangle bait

To strangle ones self during masterbation in order to achieve orgasm.

I had to strangle bait last night to bust a nut

by sanchez February 12, 2005

"creepy stranger"

It is when you sit on your hand and wait until it becomes numb. Then you use that same hand to jerk off with.

Wendalynn needed another man's touch but instead resorted to a "creepy stranger".

by Viet Phan December 9, 2008

stinky stranger dick

Something shannon gets all the time

"I'm so tired of stinky stranger dick"

by Theactionbutton May 31, 2018

strange hard

An erection from a source that you wouldn't expect or an erection that causes an awkward situation.

I walked in on my aunt changing yesterday and I got a strange hard.

by Gabe K. April 29, 2007

flesh stranger

n. A person with whom you have never been naked or semi-naked.

We thought that we'd got to a stage where we could have sex, but it's so hard to take your clothes off around a flesh stranger.

by Bernard McGraw November 25, 2009

STOOL SPANGLER

A device used to brighten up a rather boring poo with glitter. (also known as a Glitter Shitter)

"My god jeff, look at that gift that the neighbours dog has left on our lawn".... "Dont you worry my dear, ill go get my stool spangler".

by The Colster August 17, 2006

Strangerk

1. Someone you don't know who treats you rudely
2. an asshole from somewhere else
3. A creep you've never seen before

1. I was having a good day until some strangerk with out-of-state plates cut me off in traffic.
2. Why do people act like such strangerks when they go somewhere on vacation?
3. I looked out my window and saw some strangerk watching me from the bushes.

by William Reef January 25, 2013