Straight Edge

A lifestyle free of drugs, alcohol and casual sex. It has nothing to do with abstaining from *all* drugs (such as prescribed medicines or even caffeine - in fact the original straight edge dudes from Wash DC used to get hyped up on Coca-Cola as a sort of joke - "whee we can get crazy just on regular soda!" sorta thing). It also has nothing to do with vegetarianism - although many people that are into straight edge are big time vegetarians (including myself). Any variation or expansion of/on the "big 3" (drugs, alcohol, casual sex) is not straight edge in the classic sense.

WrongKid#1 "I don't take aspirin because I'm straight edge".

WrongKid #2 "If you eat meat you can't claim the edge".

KidThatKnowsWhatsUp - "Straight edge is about abstaining from drugs, alcohol and casual sex, period. No more, no less. This desire to keep my mind and body sharp has also opened my eyes up to the virtues of vegetarianism/veganism, but since I'm not a dumbass and know a little bit of punk rock history I'm aware these additional things simply compliment straight edge, but are NOT straight edge per se".

by durok1a February 22, 2010

Straight panic

the absolute terror a bisexual woman feels when she realizes she is starting to like a man

This was her first straight panic, and oh boy it was a doozy

by Jynxrood June 21, 2020

straight loco

beyond crazy, absurdly crazy

I can't believe he ate 15 tacos, he's straight loco!

by wordhoard October 16, 2010

Straight X

Disatisfaction with a particular issue. Can be used for people and events.

Similar to sack and straight sack
Can be spelt using str8 X

Matthew: Do u wanna go movies?
Max: straight X

Matthew: What do u think bout mike?
Max: That guy is a Straight X

by Idekwydttm March 12, 2019

Straight Straggler

When someone breaks away from a flock of gays to be alone.

Kevin was walking with Tony and Luke, Luke breaks away from the group to walk on the other side of the street. Kevin and Tony's response way yelling, "Come on man, don't be a straight straggler.

by BV Cryptic August 20, 2013

straight broker

A common name givem to a bisexual or homosexual individual with whom a straight person had sex for the first time.

Joseph is a straight broker because Justin experienced his first gay experience with him

by Ricardo Medrano December 31, 2007

Xeuron Straight

A theoretical and trans-dimensional body of water thought to exist under the capital city of Ashgabat. The Xeuron straight is home to this universe's largest Spingfleng infection and is the world's leading supply of Hingle Fibers. The only known way to naturally reach the Xeuron Straight is through the artificial construction of a rudimentary Bobar Nucleus.

I wish to visit the fabled Xeuron Straight while visiting Ashgebat.

by Gonars Banking May 28, 2021