stephaniee

The most amazingest person ever. (:

Stephaniee loves Tommy. <3

by stephxo September 30, 2007

Stephen Hawking

A sex move; under the same vane as the ever popular "salty pirate" or "angry dragon". Derived from Stephen Hawking's book title "A Brief History Of Time; from the big bang to black holes". First, you are banging a chick from behind (the big bang), then, just as you are about to milky way, you transfer to said black hole and recite the following phrase...."A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME!!!". executed correctly, and she will reply with "What?". And that is the Stephen Hawking!!

Your girlfriend. A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME "Stephen Hawking"

by Salty pirate aka Stephen H. June 13, 2012

Stephaine

A beautiful young lady. Green eyed, and amazing body. Guys find her intimidating, so they usually stay away. Has amazing confidence, and is a true believer in the bible. Has strong relationships with not only her parents but siblings and friends.

That's Stephaine the green eyed goddess.

by Longhorned girl April 27, 2012

Stephen

Stephen's are usually very sporty people and usually star in Soccer, Gaelic and Boxing. They make very trustworthy friends so you should keep them close. They are very attractive lads. They are usually friends with people names Jack or occasionally Warric.

Stephen's fall for girls called Aoife in a blink of an eye.

Stephen is so sweet and unreal at soccer!!

by bababbabafoijvc November 30, 2013

stephen harper

A crazy right wing politician who is currently Canada's Prime Minster, leading his minority (thank god for that) government in Parliament. Notorious for conservative values, he is exactly the kind of white bred posh arse who would shake his kids hands when dropping them off to school in the morning.

It also seems that he hates women enough to oppose their personal rights over their bodies, has wishes to reverse past-decisions on same sex marriage rights in order to 'protect' the rights of heterosexuals, and believes that everyone in Canada is capable of finding childcare for $100 a month per child under six.

Also, he may or may not wish to be George W. Bush's BFF

john: why isn't bobby at daycare today?
jane: I can't afford to pay for his childcare now that it's not subsidized... plus the centre shut down because it can't afford to operate.
john: oh yeah I totally forgot... my partner lost his job because of the universal childcare benefit.
jane: yeah, one hundred dollars don't buy shite in daycare
john: god bless Stephen Harper

by the_common_man October 17, 2006

stephanie mailhot

Stephanie Mailhot is an extremely intelligent individual who enjoys sleeping

Leo nasts are stupid compared to stephanie mailhots

by yoyoyoniggas January 19, 2012

Stephen Hawking

To Stephen Hawking is to rectally ingest heroin by way of an opiate enema. A traditional Stephen Hawking consists of soaking a tampon in a White China/water blend (one should stay hydrated while traversing the universe) and simply inserting it into the rectum. Hawkinging is known to start with lower body paralysis while leading to a cationic/drooling state. Hawkinging is aptly named due to the heroin crossing through a "black hole" and then taking one to a different dimension.

Often practiced in a wheelchair with Cosmos or Dark Side of the Moon playing in the background, Stephen is alleged to prefer Jim Carey movies or N.W.A. Hawkinging has led to many similar methods such as the "Uranus" or "downer dog" where one assumes downward dog and has liquid heroin dripped into the anus. In order to relate to Hawkining, heroin must cross "the event horizon" through the "black hole". This is why "Sheening the Sphincter" falls under the Hawkinging umbrella despite the heroin being taken in powder form.

Hawkinging's alleged cultural impacts include the Phillip Seymour Hoffman's passing due to "black tar" substitution and Ted Cruz's smile.

I Stephen Hawking because of my trypanophobia and obsession with buttplugs.

by NotTheZodiacKiller June 29, 2016