Steelers

Jamies boots. Similar to boots used in a work place where toes can get pwn3d.

When Jamie kicked me with his steelers, i wanted to cry.

by Ihatesteelers April 3, 2007

[pittsburgh steelers]

An NFL team with a fan-base that completely optimizes the term "front runner." The steelers stadium "Heinz Field" has undoubtedly the worst turf in all of professional sports. Also some fans of the steelers are proud to call their team "the stillers" even though they dont realize that everyone else thinks they sound like a dumbass hilljack. Also a team that Joey Porter once played for, the reigning biggest piece of overrated shit in the NFL, Porter has made himself a career of getting put on his ass by Kellen Winslow Jr. ESPN analyst such as John Clayton and Merril Hodge absolutely blow the steelers, regardless of their record. Iron City Beer is lower class then Natural Light. In summary, a team with a percentage of fans that are truely legit fans however the majority of the fan base is made up of "fans" of a team that plays on a compost pile.

Before the 2007 NFL Season.

Ignorant pittsburgh steelers fan roommate-Santonio Holmes will have more kick returning yards and touchdowns then Josh Cribbs.

After the 2007 NFL season- Josh Cribbs is named to the Pro Bowl as the AFC's kick returner

by k2dynamo October 20, 2008

steeler

stee-ler |stē-lur|
noun
person who fetishizes having steel or other metal objects inserted into their body, orifice not necessary.

I was into this really hot woman-piece, took her back to her place and found out she was a steeler. Her comments about my toolbox were sexy, at first. I'll never look at a socket wrench the same way...

by JamesonXFauntleroy April 1, 2011

Stanley Steemer

When you have sex with a girl on the floor doggy-style, pull out, pull her hair so she looks back, cum on her face, then rub it into the carpet. Named after the carpet cleaning company, Stanley Steemer.

I need to call Stanley Steemer today because I gave that girl from the bar a stanley steemer last night.

by wearafuckinghatontuesday November 4, 2011

chimney sweeper

The sexual act consisting of first spitting on a significant other's asshole, then proceeding to orally stimulate said asshole.

"So we watched this porno today, and this guy spat on the girl's butthole and then licked it."
"Ya mean he gave her the chimney sweeper?"

by mothanegro June 17, 2008

Street Sweeper

Automatic Weapon.

Mac 10, Tech 9,...etc.

Favourite choice of weapon among drug dealers/Ganger Bangers, before it was banned.

Street Sweeper with a reversable bannana clip.

by LEc2 May 14, 2003

street sweeper

Jacking off onto a sex parteners face, then using your hairy ball sack to sweep the excess cum into their mouth.

Last night I blew my load on Jane's face and waunted to give her a zamboni, but my balls were to hairy, so I gave her a street sweeper instead.

by G-Man February 21, 2005