Standard murderer

City police service racists that killed millions purely in hate crimes Guelph police service got 5000 so far 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Standard murderers are more disgusting than murder standards

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Standard Language

What posh, self proclaimed 'intelligent', people speak and try to force upon normal people. They think this is the only way that you are allowed to speak and all other forms of language are dumb, stupid, and for total losers.

hey, 'tsup? U still with them boyz?
Speak standard language young man, or you'll burn!!! I will inform your mother immediately.

by Doutzesse September 16, 2025

standards boys standards

a common phrase often used by the ultimate form of life known as goatward, kingward, handsomeward, funniestpersonintheworldward
used to teach his lucky students the way of a god and how to be even a little bit like the king goatward

hey jonny your shirt is untucked remember "standards boys standards"

by kinghaywardlover October 2, 2023

1 Standard

a unit of measurement the nobody in the OSS understands except me

that would be worth 1 standard
what the fuck is a standard?!

by GOLD SPARTAN September 21, 2021

Double standard

When someone lives to excess and has nothing but expanding dollar signs/becoming powerful (in real estate or new development, for example) on their mind, but also wants to wrap their tentacles around conservation efforts and humanitarian causes (such as social justice, income equality, sustainable energy, and a bunch of other issues they don't even hold sacred) to cover their tracks (and get credited for positive things) in case anybody questions (or stands up to) them.

The dorky bubbly girl claming to be a humanitarian and conservationist was one of the main reasons a lot of trees were missing, but she was too busy poking fun at other people's double standards to notice her own. She thought that humans were too responsible for global warming because she thought everyone else was trying to dominate or control the world's resources to the extent (excesses) that she was. She was arrogant enough to believe humans caused the last ice age, and that they were the sole reason for global warming, and the worst thing about somebody like her was that she didn't know it, she only saw arrogance in other people, which is the worst kind of arrogance, complete and total narcissism (the kind of narcissism that also only sees narcissism in others). The planet wasn't going to miss her when she was no longer a part of it and it's problems, but she would never see that either, because she had convinced the planet and the people living on it that they somehow needed her.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Canadian Double Standard

A form of 69 where both participants chunnel each other.

I was just gonna chunnel her, but then she got me in the ol' Canadian Double Standard!

by Dizzy Pink June 5, 2015

The Appalachian standard

Ap·pa·la·chian (noun)
\ˌa-pə-ˈlā-ch(ē-)ən, -ˈla-, -sh(ē-)ən\
a native or resident of the Appalachian mountain area

The Appalachian Standard is a sexual position in which a male homosapien has a female in the standard missionary position while having her large breast in the headlock.

As he thrusted his purple headed warrior into her quirvering mound of love pudding; he carefully positioned himself to conquer her large breast in the The Appalachian standard sexual position.

by JayT.P a.k.a frognuts November 25, 2011