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iPod Shuffle

An inexpensive, simple option in the dynasty of iPods.

The iPod Shuffle may not have many extra-special features, but for those of us who prefer a simple-yet-sturdy option and might not need space for a thousand songs, this is the ideal choice.
"The iPod Shuffle, being only $99/$150, is the best alternative to the more costly and fragile iPods I've seen advertised!"
by Angebla July 25, 2008
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five-knuckle-shuffle

The five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and says hello to his little friend.
Is it a sin to do the five-knuckle-shuffle in church?
by T. J. May 23, 2003
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the five knuckle shuffle

yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head
by Shit-face June 29, 2008
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Melbourne Shuffle

A Badass Dance In Which People Dance Their Ass Off And Have Fun. Shuffle IS Better Than Jumpstyle, Tecktonik, etc.
Just Look Up "Melbourne Shuffle" And "Shuffle" On Youtube And You'll See All The Badass Action You're Missing.
by CrazyHardstyleBoy July 31, 2010
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New Jersey Shuffle

When you’re taking a nasty shit and have to throw up at the same time, the ensuing scramble around the toilet is referred to as the “New Jersey Shuffle”. The act requires one to dismount the toilet without flushing to throw up while looking at one's own shit. The name comes from the fact that this act is almost as nasty as the state of New Jersey.
Guys I just pulled a New Jersey Shuffle but I dont think I'm hung over anymore.
by Phantom crapper December 5, 2009
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Shuffleboard Shocker

a humiliation technique of epic proportions made famous by Terrance McCullaugh. It involves one or more of the following:
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease

It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.
You should really respect your elders. Quit playing games or I will come down there and do the shuffleboard shocker on your ass.
by S_ May 28, 2008
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4 Knuckle Shuffle

The act of pleasuring a male's privates using a hand that only has four fingers.
...Then she finished him off using her famous 4 Knuckle Shuffle
by Imfatandalinemen May 6, 2008
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