Smoofing

Smoofing is a sport where you stand in front of a crowd, look awesome, and receive points.
If you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
Every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. If no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. If everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
Scoring is based on 3 things: Appearance, Swagger, and Overall Awesomeness. The crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
A perfect score is 9900.

Smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.

My recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,

Swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
Overall Awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
Final score: 9295
I win.

Your recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 875, 885, 901
Swagger: 920, 916, 923
Overall Awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
Final score: 8266
Score below 9000, you lose.

by Zakorsumtin April 17, 2011

Snoof

(verb) snoof. to jizz on someone.

I snoofed on her face.

by Anonymous April 17, 2003

Smoof

Tom! Orrrrrr somebody who's a bit of a wazzock.

Not related in anyway to Smoofy.

Tom is a smoof

by Sinead February 22, 2004

Spoofy

Best word in existence. EX : The Spoofy

Spoofy is Shannon's bitch

by Boy July 25, 2003

SpoofMonkey

What the buzz from doing R22 makes you see

Quit are that fucking spookmonkin'

by Show February 3, 2005

Spoofy

The worst word in existence

Spoofy is also my bitch.

by DR. FRUMIOUS BANDERSNATCH July 26, 2003

sploof

Sploof (Noun)

1. Something that Pickled_Weasel doesn't know about.

2. Pickled_Weasel doesn't know what this means.

WHAT THE HECK IS a "SPLOOF"?!?!?

by Magichound July 20, 2004