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shoinks

when somehting abrupt happens, you exclaim "Shoinks"!
hey I got tickets to see the Greatful Dead! "Shoinks"!!!!!!
by natalie July 15, 2003
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sphincter murmur

occurs when your anus spasms after digestion of spicy foods.
when Dave ate the nacho pile he had a sphincter murmur.
by Dave Rollie April 8, 2008
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Sphincter Hug

A rather affectionate term used to describe the act and capability of the anus to literally "hug" or embrace in a loving matter any type of cylindric object placed next or in front of the rectal arms.
1. I saw Rogelio giving sphincter hugs to Charlie on my way to the toilet.

2. I don't want to complicate things more, so I just think we should just stay with the sphincter hugs and leave it at that...

3. Man, Marcos gives the tightest bear hugs.

4. Martha surprised me with the sweetest "hug" this morning.
by CRICACHINA June 28, 2009
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SPAIN

The mix of Speed and Cocaine for recreational or pseudo-medical purposes.
A: I only have a bit of speed...
B: I only have a bit of cocaine...
Narrator: And so, as they looked each other in the eye, low and behold, SPAIN
by IJD February 13, 2018
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Spain

Spain is a country located in Europe. They fuckin make the best paella and is full of Garcia’s, Lopez’s, Manrique’s, De La Cruz’s, etc. They also have a wide cultural country, from raping bulls to a big black dude selling yeezys for 5$ next to the beach. They love chorizo pecante and vino blanca con qeso y joman berico. The best place in Spain is the Vasc Country, where you can relax on the beach, have a nice dinner outdoors, or get shot in the stomach by a guy wearing a mask and screaming something like “demense todo su dinero me enojo tango un arma soi de ETA”. Everyone in Spain has fat dicks and will probably not even fit through top he door.
Person 1: I went to Spain last week
Person 2: Is that the country where they invented sausages?
Person 1: *Hangs Himself*
by EPICNOSC0PER November 14, 2018
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raj soin

when a thumb is inserted into the anus during sexual activity
shane and emily enjoy exchanging raj soin's while shane takes pictures
by tony November 1, 2006
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Spain

The greatest county in the world, having (contrary to popular belief) the best wine, the best cheese, the best olive oil, the best food in general, and has the nicest people, the richest culture, and once had the biggest, strongest and most influential empire in the Earth.

However, due to British hate and jealousy, the whole world allied against the Spanish, but Spain was still able to hold them, until a horrible revolution and a stupid leader both happened at the same time, and eventually destroyed the Empire.

Contrary to popular belief, the Spanish Empire did neither make slaves, or cruelly kill south Americans, but rather made them Christians and Spanish citizens, therefore making them just like any other person in Spain, with the same rights.

After lots of history, Spain has remained a world power, with traditions such as the beautiful bull-fighting

Spain also had the biggest empire, so big the British were for a long time jealous. They dominated all of America, lots of Africa, Asia, and also discovered Australia (called Australia because at the time the Austrian king line ruled). They were the first to go around the world, and also the first to celebrate Thanksgiving (not the British!).

They produce the best Wine, the best cheese, and the best olive oil, even better than French, British or Italian products.

They also invented the guitar, andhave written awesome popular songs, famous around the world, like the recent "Sofia", quite famous in Italy.
Guy¹: Hey, have you ever been to Spain?
Guy²: Yeah it's the best country ever!!
by Pink WhiteBerry January 31, 2017
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